Where do cows come from mommy?

This question is a famous question asked by little boys and girls. When asked this question, play it safe and answer, "The bull cow takes his giant dick and shoves it in the girls cows fat pussy until he cums all over inside. Let nature takes it course, and after 9 months, if the bull didn't where protection like the girl said to, they have an mistake to deal with."

"Where do cows come from mommy?" said little Angelina.
"How the fuck would I know?! Now go do your fucking homework bitch." said mommy.

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Masturbating

Something we all do but are too afraid to admit it. If you think that I'm lying when saying we all do it, then take a look at the stats: 40 million Americans consider themselves regular visitors to porn sites.

"I just masturbated," said Creepy Clyde.
OR
"I love masturbating," explained someone.

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School

The place that you wouldn't want to go to except there's that hot girl/guy there that you think you love but really you just want to get in their pants, bro.

"School's boring so I just stare at that chick with the rockin' ass," said Jim.

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Atheist

Believe in nothing. Worship spaghetti. Die. Do nothing. Life is meaningless.

Atheist are usually real downers.

"I'm Atheist," said L Ron Hubbard.
"Okay," answered Matt.

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Vlog

It's technically a Video Blog but everyone knows it's truly a Vagina Blog.

"Did you see that sexy Vlog on the hub last night?" asked Kyle.
"No. I don't watch porn and we are getting in divorce," said Kyle's ex-wife.

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scientology

fucking stupid cult

scientology is fucking stupid

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Duck

Duck

You should've learned what it was in kindergarten stupid. It's one of those birds, but it doesn't have a cool nickname that makes us 5 year-olds giggle like chickens do (cock). Drake got his name from the name for guy ducks because his rapping/singing-ish sounds like a ducks irritating quack. You feel me, bro?

"I just saw a duck in a pond," exclaimed Tired Timmy.
"Great for you," said Jolly John.

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