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Duck
You should've learned what it was in kindergarten stupid. It's one of those birds, but it doesn't have a cool nickname that makes us 5 year-olds giggle like chickens do (cock). Drake got his name from the name for guy ducks because his rapping/singing-ish sounds like a ducks irritating quack. You feel me, bro?
"I just saw a duck in a pond," exclaimed Tired Timmy.
"Great for you," said Jolly John.
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Something we all do but are too afraid to admit it. If you think that I'm lying when saying we all do it, then take a look at the stats: 40 million Americans consider themselves regular visitors to porn sites.
"I just masturbated," said Creepy Clyde.
OR
"I love masturbating," explained someone.
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It's technically a Video Blog but everyone knows it's truly a Vagina Blog.
"Did you see that sexy Vlog on the hub last night?" asked Kyle.
"No. I don't watch porn and we are getting in divorce," said Kyle's ex-wife.
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Urban Dictionary is a dictionary for people that think the actual one is too 'boring' or 'appropriate' or 'smart'. Urban Dictionary proves the last one by having the definition of 'appropriate' be "Pirate Approved".
Nowadays your definition is not entered because it's you making a definition for your name because you have low-ass self esteem.
"Ever been on Urban Dictionary?" said Thomas the Train Engine.
"No," said Anonymous.
"Well keep it that way. It's full of pedophiles," explained Thomas the Train Engine, "I would never use it in my life."
I don't have a fucking clue what it means but Bad and Boujee is an alliteration so Migos said what the fuck lets use it.
"My bitch is bad and boujee and we do stuff with an uzi and weed and crap like that to make a rap song any bit cool." said Migos.
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The place that you wouldn't want to go to except there's that hot girl/guy there that you think you love but really you just want to get in their pants, bro.
"School's boring so I just stare at that chick with the rockin' ass," said Jim.
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