Theoretical Vegetarian

A phrase used when you would like to have a very high standard for yourself in theory, but in reality you're just a basic bitch and can't discipline yourself to self actualize.

I'm a theoretical vegetarian.

Chili Amnesia

A psychological effect cause by the consumption of excess chili in which the afflicted can not remember anything.

‘Alex Jones ate so much, he ate himself stupid.’
‘Yeah. He’s got Chili Amnesia.’