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When a strapping young buck helps out the less fortunate by gifting some lucky broad a generous helping of his foamy goo.
"Why do you look so happy despite your visibly shattered pelvic bone?" Christina asked her friend, Margot.
Margot smiled demurely and said, "Buck, that young buck, gave me a hearty goo donation last night."
"Wait," Christina asked, "Are you talking about a human or did you fuck a deer?"
Margot just blushed. "I have a serious problem, Christy-bear."
When a broad's tiddies are bouncing around like they're Super fuckin' Mario. Ideally she'll be yelling, "Wahoo! Yippee! Wahaa!" in a Mario voice the whole time.
I got them big-titted broads jumping on a big trampoline, yelling and laughing and having a good ol' time. It's a good, old-fashioned Super Mario THOTyssey in my back yard.