The Muddy Buddy

The Muddy Buddy is when you are spooning (while cuddling or while engaged in a sex act) and the little spoon sharts, projecting fecal matter onto the big spoon. In order to delay having to engage in conversation about said shart, the big spoon pulls the small spoon into his/her pelvis as tightly as possible in order limit the spread of any new oder and to avoid immediately having to deal with any awkwardness that comes with the new situation that the big spoon finds himself in. The benefits include immediate increase warmth, reduction of friction and a unique bonding experience, making the two: Muddy Buddies

I was spooning with my girl last night when I felt some mad rumbling coming from her stomach. I felt some wetness and increased warm Suddenly hit my pelvic region, long story short we’re now muddy buddies ( The Muddy Buddy ). I didn’t mind though, it kinda felt like she was Channing all over my Tatum.

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Schroeder’s Spirit Fuck

Similar to Schroeder’s cat theory where a cat in a box can be presumed both dead and alive at the same time, Schroeder’s Spirit Fuck is where an individual flying Spirt can be assumed both fucked and not fucked at the same time. This phenomenon is most likely to happen to an individual in a long distance relationship, trying to visit his or her significant other on the cheap. In this scenario, the individual takes the place of the cat and the Spirit plane replaces the box. Schroeder’s Spirt Fuck begins when the individual enters the Spirit plane, takes his or her seat, and finds out that the flight has been delayed or grounded for an undetermined amount of time. When the individual finds himself or herself still sitting on the plane when he or she should have already landed and should be having relations with his or her significant other, the individual is now fucked and not fucked at the same time. Fucked by Spirit and not fucked by his or her significant other.

-Man, my flight was delayed so many times yesterday, I got Schroeder’s Spirit Fuck ed!

Cum gummy

A cum gummy comes from the thick, gelatin-like sticky lumps that are occasionally present in a man’s ejaculate. The thick jelly like substance will congeal after being ejaculated on to the skin or hair of a woman’s body leaving a cum gummy. A cum gummy is thick enough for just two fingers to remove the cum gummy from the skin. It is stretchy and extremely sticky and will stick to both fingers as you pull the fingers apart and move them back together again. The texture is very similar to a half eaten gummy bear that a small child has been playing with for some time on a hot summer day.

Man, I made the mistake of going down on my girl after I jizzed all over her bush, next thing I knew I found myself eating my own cum gummy!