divot

The act of putting your hand down a person's pants, grabbing as much of the pubic hair as possible... yelling "FORE!" and then ripping as hard as you can!

Jessica said she'd probably let me give her a divot tonight.

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shittist

1.) a person who shits his/her pants a lot
2.) a person who makes use of fecal matter with sex partners
3.) slang for an idiot

i heard that kid was a shittist

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flesh bong

A man's dick - usually used in a sentence containing gay matters

1.) C'mon, you know Seth takes hits off his boyfriend's flesh bong

2.) I'll probably go to Mikey's house later on and hit the flesh

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meat flute

Slang for a guys penis

Hey remember Steven, that gay guy? Word has it he loves to wail on his boyfriends meat flute

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punching your meatpie

The act of male masturbation. (See tugging, jacking off, bashing the bishop, etc.)

After Bill came home from a Backstreet Boys concert, he crept into his room and punched his meatpie at least five times until his mother caught him red-handed and he was repremanded like a third grader.

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urolagnist

someone who urinates on, or enjoys being urinated on by, a sexual partner for pleasure

eww baby you wanna take a piss on me after we just had sex? are you a urolagnist or something?

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ankle grabber

1.) a person who bends over to grab their ankles during anal sex
2.) slang: a homosexual

i bet Dave is an ankle grabber, hes never had a girlfriend

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