urolagnist

someone who urinates on, or enjoys being urinated on by, a sexual partner for pleasure

eww baby you wanna take a piss on me after we just had sex? are you a urolagnist or something?

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cock burgler

A person who pursues a man's penis in hopes to "steal a quick grab" (a.k.a. - someone who grabs a man's genitals without permission)

"Steve said he was hangin' out with Dave last night, and he tried to grab his unit. I knew Dave was a cock burgler!"

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skin trumpet

Another slang term for a guys dick

Jake and Peter "play each others skin trumpets"

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