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A Kwantrell is a cool guy. Usually black, and gets boners from Asian porn. Sometimes, Kwantrell(s) get a little too tipsy, and will end up fucking a Sarah. One of the coolest people you could know, and will never let you down, ever. They have your back, and will make jokes at appropriate times. Usually found hanging around Target with a scan gun, and threatening people to 'price' them if they don't. On more than just occasion, he will forget that a scan gun is not a real gun, and will go around 'shooting' all the Kyla's. If you have hot cheetos, brace yourself. This is war. Kwantrell will find all the other Kwantrells and create an army just to get the cheetos... so stick to Ruffles or something.
Me: Did you see that?
You: What?
Me: That guy over there...
You: What the fuck, he has a boner...
Me: Yeah, from watching Asian porn.
You: What a fuckin' Kwantrell.
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A Kyle is almost always a crack addict. Usually found partying like there's no tomorrow. He will usually go out for a smoke every 2 seconds, so that leaves no time to talk to him at all. Kyle is a hilarious dude who wears a watch. He gets nice phones then breaks them or loses them... what a smart girl- I mean boy? He is the best person in the whole world! You wish you were as awesome as Kyle!
I love Kyle
Kyle loves Cayla
You wish Kyle loved you!
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