Breakcrastinating

Lying in bed unproductively, not having eaten breakfast out of pure laziness to get up.

Wow Tom, I'm hungry as frick but I'm sitting here playing Overwatch breakcrastinating... I think I'ma die.

threxing

When making sweet tender love to the female species, threxing is the art of flexing whilst thrusting forward into the woman.

Yo momma smacked so dirty last night I looked ma' self in the mirror and threxed her bootay.

Brah I've been making so much gains I was threxing my girl so hard last night it was like fucking two sticks of melted butter.

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