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When you get sodomized at McDonald's
I wouldn't go to that McDonald's because I always encounter McSodomy there.
When you're banging a girl in the butthole, and your penis eats the poop in the girl's anal cavity. Then you pull out and pee a poop in a thin line, and you proceed to snort it like cocaine. The girl then puts her vagina into your nose and it eats the poop you just snorted, and then the cycle repeats until all the poop is used up.
I've had a crazy headache ever since I decided to poopsnort with Natalie Portman.
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Liam's plan to always get any girl:
1. Get ripped, or at least toned.
2. Talk to at least 3 girls per day to build confidence.
3. Always wear a dope-ass hat.
I used to be shy, but thanks to Liam's Three Step Plan I've been with every girl on this side of the Mississippi!