bug season

The season where bugs come out from their little cocoons of hell and terrorize us to the point of depression.

Man, it's almost bug season, I guess I'll lock the doors.

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Pissimist

The tiny droplets of urine that gets on the toilet seat while pissing

"Is the glass half empty? Is it half full? Doesn't matter cuz it'll just end up being pissimist anyways"

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Flavorite

An abbreviated form of favorite flavor

Wyatt: Hey dude, what's your flavorite ice cream?
Aleks: Cookie's and Creme

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