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Fling cleaning

when a bro cleans his room safely because he thinks he might be getting laid that night

Dude, I'm doing fling cleaning!!

by Whitegirlstarbucks April 12, 2015

33👍 37👎


Shrek

he is rumored to have a 20 foot dick and his dick ogre cum tastes like onions, best kisser.

Shrek is a big fairytale

by Whitegirlstarbucks April 12, 2015

20👍 7👎


Unrequieted love

When one person is in love with another and knows they don't love them back but just can't shut the fuck up about it

I have unrequieted love towards Amber dude and it sucks

by Whitegirlstarbucks April 12, 2015

8👍 2👎


Masturwait

fapping while you're watching porn but you're waiting because the video is buffering

Leave me alone!!
Why?
I'm masturwaiting!!

by Whitegirlstarbucks April 12, 2015

20👍 13👎