cop drop

Only applicable in states where it is illegal to use a cell phone while driving. The act of dropping one's telephone, mid-sentance, as to avoid a ticket.

"-Say again, I didn't catch the end of that.
-Oh, sorry, I am in the car and had to cop drop."

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Shit through a straw

A case of diarrhea, so violent and non-solid, that the subject could perform the above-mentioned.

"I drank a gallon of apple cider yesterday and was shitting through a straw for three hours this morning. Sweat was pouring off my forehead."

"You might not want to chow that #5 from Taco Bell, man. It might make you shit through a straw."

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