Bumper Sticker

The word/s on the butt of a girl's booty shorts and sweats. Words range from Pink, Bootylicious, and Sexy.

John: Look at that chick's Bumper Sticker. She is pretty "Bootylicious".

Me: Mmmhhmm...

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Hopeless Filipino Romanticism

A deadly disease that infects all Filipinos from birth. Characterized by dating everyone, watching romantic dramas on TFC, and writing sad love songs.
Also known as HFR.

Dude. John's Status Updates are getting sadder and sadder. Who is this Jocelynn he keeps talking about?

John just has some major Hopeless Filipino Romanticism. Jocelynn is his imaginary girlfriend.

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Zwaa

Used to indicate a burn or a diss. Made popular by that episode on Scrubs where Dr. Cox hates on the Indian guy because he's lazy.

Ed: Zwaa!
Dr. Cox: Who made that noise?
Ed: Oh, uhh... I did. I'm a little tired of her chipper attitude so it's cool to see you just slam her so I just went Zwaa!
Dr. Cox: So, if I were to ask you a question like "What is the next diagnostic move in checking for Zollinger–Ellison?" and you didn't know I would say "Zwaa!"
Ed: Nope. Because I know the answer: Esophagogastroduodenoscopy. Zwaa!
Dr. Cox: Good. But mark my words I will Zwaa you by the end of the day.

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Legitties

Combination of Legit and Titties.
Noun. Natural breasts, not implants.

Bob: No... Those can't be...

Jimmy: Yeah man. Those are some nice legitties.