slobby door knobby

The act of removing a door knob and replacing it with ones man meat. Then in the middle of the night as your spouse awakens to urinate, still half asleep, stumbles into the darken bathroom. She goes to turn the door open and in the process gives you a mean indian burn that only a sick pervert would enjoy.

Sally to her Co Workers: I'm so tired, Henry my husband keeps me up all night with his massive slobby door knobby' s and his loud painful moans as he nurses his Indian burns.

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