thotions

By combining the word thot and options. It's when you have too many thots

Guy1: Hey we going to the club

Guy2: Man they won't let us in if we don't bring women.
Guy1: Man no prob let me check my thotions

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Summer Spawn

A girl who is pregnant most of the winter but covered up in winter clothes, so in the summer she pops up out of no where with a baby.

#1.Damn is that NuNu with a stroller
#2.Yeah, she just had it.
#1.I didn't know she was even pregnant.
#2. Yeah man,She has a little summer spawn.