Shoegasm

SHOEGASM:
A female orgasm brought on by multiple purchases of high end designer shoes at an incredible discount.

A hip fashionista finds a pair of the current season Gucci stilettos for 95% off and starts to pant. Her forehead flushes with a sheen of perspiration as she finds a second pair for the same incredibly low price. She let's out an uncontrollable low moan. Then, as if by magic, she locates a third pair and uncontrollably starts to shake, shimmy, and shudder. All of a sudden her knees start knocking and steam jets out from her ears. By now she's writhing with pleasurable abandon over her good fortune in obtaining the hottest three pairs of shoes on the planet. She then has an explosive Shoegasm when her credit card completes the transaction!

Being a modern kind of girl, she staggers back to the fitting sofa for three more pairs and another Shoegasm!

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