Cumwhore

A person with a propensity for indulging in the drinking or lathering of large amounts of ejaculatory fluids; someone who enjoys the taste or feeling of sweet, salty cum as it runs down the bulbous head of society and drips down onto their moist, anxious lips. A cumwhore is the highest tier of fuckboy and are highly prone to sudden lapses of faggotry or bitchitude.

A cumwhore essentially constitutes any individual who:
A) Is unable to make an arbitrary engagement regardless of the circumstances surrounding their absence
B) Refuses to partake in the consumption of smoke gleaned from burning a particular green substance that looks kind of like broccoli but totally isn’t broccoli
C) Mistakes the odor the aforementioned smoke for the stench of Vienna sausages

CLAY: That guy is such a cumwhore! He sure does enjoy the taste or feeling of sweet, salty cum as it runs down the bulbous head of society and drips down onto his moist, anxious lips!

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