Snake

A grass, snitch, tell-tale, whatever you may call them. Or just a sneaky, sly person.

Diamond: What, Ethelburga snitched on Kyra?
Tyler: Snake!

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Waste man

An insulting term literally meaning 'waste of space'. It can be used in whatever circumstance to get the message through that you do not hold a very high opinion of somebody.

Janaiya: F***, man, Mr Brennan kept me back after school. Waste man, he is.

or

Leshay: Ai, man! Don't touch me, you waste man. Nobody likes you.

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Div

A dozy person, who's perhaps a bit stupid, or just vacant.

Marni: *kisses teeth* Don't like English, bruv. Miss is such a div I don't learn nothing in her lessons, so I go to Sir's English class. He is well a div; just lets me sit in the corner doing nothing

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is my name bob?

A rhetorical question used to mean 'no'. Can be used in pretty much all circumstances unless one's name actually is Bob, in which case it probably means yes.

Sir: Terrel, pick those pieces of paper up, now.

Terrel: Is my name Bob?

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general

Somebody who's in charge. It should be the teacher but for some strange reason, hardly ever is.

Sabir *kissing teeth*: Ah man, Mr Carpenter came in to my English lesson once and tried to make me reconcile and said he's phoning my parents. That man tinks he's general.

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bare back

To have sex without a condom. Probably taken from riding a horse without protection for your nuts.

Diamond: Ai, Shanice, innit I rode your cousin bare back?
Shanice: Nah, bruv. F*** off, waste man. You didn't ride jack.

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Boat

Face. Derived from the cockney rhyming slang 'Boat race' for face. If you wish to make it sound even more ridiculous, try saying it with a false Jamaican accent.

Clap across the boat- A slap in the face

Candice: Don't chat, you fool.
Shanisha: You want a clap across da boat, woman?
(pronounced boo-at)

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