YOUDISGUSTINGPRICK

A rare insult used only when in great need. Lower people cannot use and receive this insult.

Guy 1: Hey, so do you do rhythmic gymnastics?
Guy 2: YOUDISGUSTINGPRICK

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Matthew

He's god of us peasants, the guy who put thousands of mugs on a road and got fired, the holy one who cleanses us with bowls. It's Matthew.

Guy 1: Hey Matthew, can I have a glass of water?

Matthew: ...
Guy 1: Matthew?
Matthew: Sure.
Guy 1: Matthew.
Matthew: What?
Guy 1: This is a bowl.
Matthew: Drink it.

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