Hecka

The way to say Hella in a professional or censored evironment. Used by millenial high school teachers. Pretty cringy.

Teacher: This book is hecka good!
Student 1: Did you just say hecka?
Student 2: No, never again. Please never censor hella again.
Teacher: *does the whip*

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The Intercourse

By adding the word “the”, intercourse no longer singularly includes penile insertion into the vaginal cavity but expands to entail all sexual relations, whether that be inhalation of the dong, the australian smooches, or even a brush of a titty as you sit down on the couch.

Want to have the big sex?

Nah let’s have the intercourse

Local Thot Patrol

A special agency of the Thot Patrol that focuses it’s efforts upon one singular town or city. A majority of their affairs involve high school aged thots, although that can vary from place to place. This agencies job is to regulate harlotry locally in order to prevent nationwide catastrophe of thottery as well as protect the locals from small acts of thottery that usually go unnoticed by the larger divisions of Thot Patrol.

lHey, did you see bust at school last night?

Yea, I heard the Local Thot Patrol deadass caught a bunch of thots lackin😤💯
Ayye 🅱️ we gotta hop on that Patrol know what I’m sayin?

Hell yea no 🅱️hots allowed.

Chord

pronounced with a “ch” sound, a person who does something unexusable in the presence of other people

Taryn: Oh boy let me answer this math problem
Lyndsey: That’s the wrong problem you stupid chord

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Pleb

Someone who is insufficient at life itself, who should have never been brought into this world. A person who is incapable at a life function, who usually does not know the meaning of the word.

Goddamnit you pleb when we play badminton I expect you to actually hit it over the net rather than falling down on your fat ass!

Omae wa mou shindeiru

Something edgy that is spoken when someone is utterly anally destroyed, meaning “You are already dead”. This is responded to with “Nani” (New-nyee) And a loud ear-molesting noise is made while the person gets merced.

“Omae wa mou shindeiru”
“Nuni?”
*Loud earrape*

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Shoot The Dog

The act of losing your shit that does not actually involve shooting dogs

Taryn: Lyndsey said your pee pee is small in Spanish
Willie: SHOOT THE DOG