Kohli

Someone who lives on a separate plane of existence from mere mortals. Scientifically hyperliterate and applies infinite knowledge of the cosmos to creating a perfect first born son. Kohli's are immune to fire alarms.

*BEEEEEEEEP - BEEEEEEEEP - BEEEEEEEP"
A: Damn, that fire *BEEEEEEEEEEEP* alarm is so loud.
B: Okay then, we'll finish the technology meeting later, lets *BEEEEEEEEP* get outside.
Kohli: But I wasn't done presenting, I'm only on slide 19.
*BEEEEEP*

Kohli: My son scored a perfect 2400 on his SAT.
A: Isn't your son in 7th grade?
Kohli: Yes.

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