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It's a game that every kid and some adults knowingly and/or unknowingly play. If you don't clean up well after going number 2 you get skidmarks in your underwear. The person with the worst skidmarks in the house is the Skidmark Hero.
Child - Can you wash my clothes?
Mom - I don't mind washing your clothes. But, if you keep playing Skidmark Hero, your going to wash your own undies.
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When a caterpillar gets stepped on it goes splat.
kid 1 - Wow! look at the size of that....
Sound 'splat'
kid 2 - uh, Splatterpillar?
kid 1 - It is now.