Assquake

When you get a notification on your phone while on FaceTime, and the other person on the screen can feel the vibration through the phone.

Damn Sarah! That was a huge assquake!

I know!

*Gets notification* ASSQUAKEEEEEE

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Krystal Methany

The Bitch you do not like. She a thot. A pissy pussy thot to be exact. She's faker than the plant in your mom's living room. She wants everything but she gets nothing. She's a basic ass bitch.

"You call her Stephanie?"
"Well Bitch I call her Krystal Methany"

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