antidisestablishmentarianism

A word people randomly say to sound smart, like supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

Some random guy: antidisestablishmentarianism
Idiot: Wow, he's so smart

Blow your pipes

When you lose your voice from singing too aggressively

I thought you were gonna blow your pipes on that Slipknot song

urophiliac

A person who derives sexual pleasure from being treated like a toilet, also an inappropriate word for a spelling bee.

I used to be an adolescent, now as an adult, I became a urophiliac.

Kitchenheimer

A Kitchen Hitler's sous-chef

Guy: Does Gordon Ramsey have a kitchenheimer?
Me: He's not a kitchen hitler, you doofus

Rainbow beam

A queer person’s secret weapon, a laser beam made up of all the colors of the rainbow. However the power to emit it must be found from within.

This homophobe was being an asshole so I blasted a rainbow beam at him

For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge

A euphemistic way of referring to taboo sex (outside of marriage, adultery, homosexuality, sodomy, etc.), this phrase is often used as a false etymology for the word "fuck"
Also, Van Halen's 1991 album

I remember coming home and getting slapped by my dad for unlawful carnal knowledge, apparently he found out my "roomate" and I were actually dating

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Rastraded

The act of castrating someone and then displaying their genitalia in a pickle jar in the style of Rasputin

Commie: I rastraded the guy
Cappie: Why?
Commie: He wouldn't stop talking like he's Rasputin, so I treated him like Rasputin