Squidward

An employee whose inattentive, impatient, and sleeps on the job.

Remember, no one wants to be a squidward.

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Kyle's Mom

Someone who takes something that their kids do and find what the kids learn it from and attack the source. See Bitch

WEEELL Kyle mom's a bitch she's a big fat bitch, she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world she's a stupid bitch if there ever was a bitch, she's a bitch to all the boys and girls!
SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH CARTMAN!
On Monday she's a bitch, on Tuesday she's a bitch, on Wensday though Saturday she's a bitch, then on Sunday just to be different she's a super King Kamehameha beeeotch!
Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world she's a mean old bitch and she has stupid hair she's a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch she's a stupid bitch! Kyle's mom's a bitch and she's just a dirty bitch!
Talk to kids around the world and it might go a little bit somethin' like this
(chinese kids)
(french kids)
(dutch kids)
(african kids)
Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world she's a mean old bitch and she has stupid hair, she's a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
(crowd: gasp)
Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch, she's stupid bitch
Uhh Cartman
Kyle's mom's a bitch and she's just a dirty bitch!
I really mean it
Kyle's mom,
is a big fat fucking bitch!
Big 'ol fat fucking bitch Kyle's mom, yeah! chaaa!

Angry People

People exploding in love with financial problems who throw bottles at god and make evil babies with guns but they're completely normal

We're angry people, exploding in love. We're completely normal, throwing bottles at god. "You did this to us, why did you do this to us." We're angry people, with financial problems. Making evil babies, evil babies with guns. It's completely normal, everything's completely normal.

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Green Day

A punk rock band from California formed by a bunch of kids high on weed. Considered one of the trailblazers for 90’s pop punk, they were heavily inspired by The Ramones. They’ve also experimented, going into more folk, rockabilly, dance, and operatic territory.

My top 5 punk bands are
Blink-182
Minor Threat
Green Day
Ramones
Dead Kennedys

15 Hookers and Peanut Butter

Having a gangbang with 15 hookers while being covered in peanut butter

Lawrence: Is it bad to like having 15 Hookers and Peanut Butter
Adam: I don't give a crap if you covered yourself in peanut butter and had a 15 hooker gangbang

Caught in 4K

A phrase describing someone getting caught doing/saying something shitty. Caught can also mean someone's being recorded and 4K is considered high quality, so it means you were caught doing something and it's extremely clear what you're doing

@Karen500 I just pissed on a guys shoes and spat in his drink after my COVID test came back positive
@Karen500 We need to limit the spread of COVID-19
@Michael69420 RT "I just pissed on a guys shoes and spat in his drink after my COVID test came back positive" This you?
@Karen500 I swear that's out of context
@Micheal69420 You just got caught in 4K

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Trapphic

A transgender sapphic
An AMAB person of feminine identity (binary or non-binary) who is attracted to other people of feminine identities (exclusively or non-exclusively)

Me: so transfem lesbians are called transbians
Friend: correct
Me: and transmasc gays are called trays right
Friend: yeah
Me: So that would make me, a transfem sapphic
Friend: …
Me: a trapphic?