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Unipolar Disorder

When someone isn't bipolar but has the symptoms

Steven: My Mom for some reason acts really sweet but if you forget to do something, she goes Uma Thurman on your ass
Chris: I think your mom has Unipolar Disorder

by Whythisword January 21, 2021


Jordan

For a guy: A douche
For a girl: Just a cool person

"Jordan's such a douche"
"No, she's cool"
"The male Jordan"
"Oh"

by Whythisword November 1, 2020


MLM

1) Men Loving Men: used in the LGBT Community to describe men who are attracted to other men

2) Multi-Level Marketing: a scheme involving a person recruiting a number of investors for the promise of a salary, having said investors market the program to other people to recruit more investors. Essentially, the combination of a pyramid scheme and a Ponzi scheme

3) Marxist-Leninist-Maoism: a form of communism that combines socio-political ideas of Karl Marx, Vladimir Lenin, and Mao Zedong

1) Steve and Mark are an MLM couple

2) MLM is an unethical investment fraud scheme and should be abolished

3) My favorite branch of socialism is MLM

by Whythisword June 23, 2021


It was mutual

The phrase you hear from someone who was heartbroken and is in denial, if you ever hear this phrase from someone, hug them, they need it

“I wasn’t dumped, it was mutual”
“Oh my god, I’m so sorry”

by Whythisword July 3, 2022


Heterosexual Cisgendered Caucasian Males

The absolute scum of the earth
According to Tumblr, they're all racist, sexist, homophobic, and transphobic.

God I hate Heterosexual Cisgendered Caucasian Males, they all are scum. I heard one justify the pink tax, by saying they're all different the other day. The dude is just a neckbeard MRA. Domestic Violence towards men doesn't exist, I hope they all die. Up with XX down with XY, the world has no use for these racist, anti-lgbt, misogynistic bellands.
Btw, if this entry offended you, just remember this is a joke. I don't think Cis Straight White Men are bad people.

by Whythisword October 16, 2020

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The Reynolds Pamphlet

The pamphlet Alexander Hamilton wrote to defend himself at the beginning of a sex scandal. When Alexander Hamilton cheated on his wife, Eliza Schuyler, with Maria Reynolds. James, Maria's wife, blackmailed Alex, Alex paid Reynolds in checks, which James Munroe, Frederick Muhlenberg, and Abraham Venable found, in the musical, the letters were found by Thomas Jefferson, James Madison and his murderer, Arron Burr.
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Alexander was confronted by his two enemies and his frenemy about these checks, he was accused of stealing money from the government. He disproved this "theory" with a letter and the power of words, they took an oath to never speak of it. In history, Munroe broke the oath by telling his best friend, Thomas Jefferson. It went into a small rumor, everyone started to hate Alex. To defend himself, he wrote the Reynolds Pamphlet, and the rumor turned into a sex scandal.

by Whythisword January 24, 2019


The Reynolds Pamphlet

The pamphlet Alexander Hamilton wrote to defend himself at the beginning of a sex scandal. When Alexander Hamilton cheated on his wife, Eliza Schuyler, with Maria Reynolds. James, Maria's wife, blackmailed Alex, Alex paid Reynolds in checks, which James Munroe, Frederick Muhlenberg, and Abraham Venable found, in the musical, the letters were found by Thomas Jefferson, James Madison and his murderer, Arron Burr.
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Alexander was confronted by his two enemies and his frenemy about these checks, he was accused of stealing money from the government. He disproved this "theory" with a letter and the power of words, they took an oath to never speak of it. In history, Munroe broke the oath by telling his best friend, Thomas Jefferson. It went into a small rumor, everyone started to hate Alex. To defend himself, he wrote the Reynolds Pamphlet, and the rumor turned into a sex scandal.

by Whythisword January 24, 2019