poindexter

a nerd or science freak who would look and act somewhat like the guy from dexters labortory.

poindexter - "jupiter has hurrricans that last twenty years, going at speeds up to 40000 miles an hour."
you - " shut up about science you poindexter this is a fucking party"

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draco malfoy

#1. The Anti-Harry (Potter), Potter's Arch-nemisis, enemy, rival.
Unless you consider that the position of Voldemort,
Draco is only the blonde rich brat who is jealous of Harry and tries to get him expelled from school.
Unless you don't want a canon definition,
He is a gorgeous, sexy, blond, evil, slytherin sex god who may or may not be Harry Potter's secret lover. This is by far my favorite.

"(Draco Malfoy) who at the present time had an arm around both Pansy Parkinson and Blaise Zabini, and who was smiling as if he'd just discovered Original Sin and was having great fun with it."
—Draco Malfoy the Amazing Bouncing Rat

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WicKeD

omfg fkin sexc as -

OoOoh! look at the WicKeD Guy!! omfg, Hes sooOoo SeXC!!

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monkey ass

n. stupid fuck

Ima kick yo monkey ass.

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squall

to desire the erotic involvment of multiple male video game characters

Do you squall? I squall on a nightly basis.

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Rahndiddly

A very special person.... hes awesome

better than you

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