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When someone has to hand a grown man a tissue for his mommy issues because he is acting like a little bitch.
Example: Someone could say âDo you need a tissue for your missueâ or missues if it is pleural or there are multiple mommy issues one is crying over.
Frank do you need a âtissue for your missueâ because you are complaining about your wife again!
Sarah asked David âDo you need a tissue for your missue, David?â because he is crying about his gf Beth again; Something about his dinner being cold...
When someone compliments an unattractive individual to make that individual feel better about themselves (actually meant to boost their self esteem) but itâs actually not true; the individual then mistakenly takes it seriously from there on out and has an inflated ego.
Example: Sarah thinks sheâs hot shit since she got those breast and butt implants but sheâs actually a âcompliment gone wrongâ.
Dave sure has been acting like a âcompliment gone wrongâ ever since he got those new hair plugs.
Kards are somewhat attractive girls/women, usually short & curvy with long dark hair (mostly extensions) & extremely low self esteem.
They have over-exaggerated features, such as: plastic faces, boobs, butts, lips, etc. full of Botox & Fillers & have these cosmetic procedures well before the age of 21 (which causes them to look older).
Never happy no matter how much money or surgery they have. Insatiable & shallow creatures. Constantly posting nude selfies or pictures of their big fake asses, bent over, squatting in front of the mirror as if the whole world just canât get enough.
Kards sometimes have underboob, hand & neck tattoos (if they have any) but usually something involving a quote or a design signifying how independent they want everyone to think they are.
Kards live at home with their parents or try to get sugar daddies or Professional Athletes, Musicians, Rappers, etc. to pay for them so they donât have to go to college or get a real career.
Kards will literally do ANYTHING to keep & maintain their fortune as long as they donât have to work! Kards DO NOT partake in manual labor jobs.
After reading this definition of Kards up to this point you may feel sorry for them based on how they are being described; but donât!
Kards use & treat men & other women like shit. Kards blatantly show how they think they are better than everyone else.
*If you are a Kard or have friends who are Kards or know someone who is a Kard. Please get help. Please help them get help.
âDo you guys see that chick over there? The one talking to âBasketball Joeâ ...The girl with fish lips & long dark hair... Well she & her friends are Kards!â
âIf you play your Kards right, you just might get lucky tonight boys! Donât forget to flash them dollar bills! They like those!â
âAnybody notice all the Kards up in here tonight?! Itâs a Full House!â
âBrad is so damn smooth... He sure knows how to play Kardsâ...
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A âFUWâ is a Fat Ugly Woman (usually short in stature ) that wants attention any way they can get it, so they tell other people to make fun of the pretty, tall, skinny women.
They go around saying that if you are pretty you canât be proud of it because it makes you a conceited bitch and that you are ugly on the inside!
FUWâs tell pretty girls they need to âdull their shineâ so that they actually look like the bright ones!
FUWâs are actually the ugly ones all the way around but they pull the sympathy card or pity pass saying how they are ugly and overweight; no one is nice to them & that they are bullied which gets them the attention they seek. FUWâs are actually THE BULLY!
They tend to be the loudest women in the room & are constantly complaining about the fact that they arenât attractive like itâs something theyâre entitled to.
FUWâs tend to try to break down the prettier girls in front of other people to try to make it seem like they are dominant (usually due to their own insecurities or the fact that they are intimidated). They need to do this to stand out because they canât do it any other way.
FUWâs donât realize they WOULDNâT BE FUWâs if they just stopped taking out their insecurities on the prettier, skinnier, taller women & focused more on OWNING WHO THEY ARE!
Sheba is so smart! Why is she acting like a FUW? She needs to learn to work with what sheâs got!
Freyda is a FUW. I donât like to hang around her because she is miserable and annoying. She needs to get over herself!
Kim yells & barks like a pit bull when she gets in a group of younger, prettier women. She doesnât know she wouldnât be a FUW if she just stopped worrying about the other women and owned what she has!
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A Prey-dator is a person or animal that is the result of a Predator Vs Prey situation that is reversed .
A Prey-dator is a person or animal that was once preyed upon; yet somehow flips the script and is now the one preying upon the former predator.
The lamb did not expect to become the Prey-dator when he was approached by the lion; but thatâs when the lamb surprised the shit out of the predator lion with a sneak attack to the face & then the lion was never heard from again...
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An Egog is an egotistical male that looks like a âgremlinâ or âSHREKâ & has extremely shallow requirements for all of the ladies that he thinks want to date him. He stands around talking about how hot or not he thinks females are & doesnât realize they wouldnât date him in the first place because he is a complete douche. Seeks perfection while he himself is like a creature from some horrible âBâ horror movie.
Dave is an Egog. He thinks women need plastic surgery & Botox but he looks like âHomerâ off of âThe Simpsonsâ
âThat girl over there needs to workout & get a makeover man, Iâd never date herâ said the Egog.
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When a man has MULTIPLE mommy issues or more than one mommy issue and wants a woman to take care of him like his mother did when he was a boy; so he never has to grow up and be responsible. Sometimes known as Peter Pan Syndrome because they never grow up.
Example of men with âmissuesâ :
Men whose mothers were there but were cruel or mean to them growing up that feel as though they were robbed or cheated out of their childhood. They are then constantly searching for a âreplacement motherâ or âmommyâ to correct the behavior they feel was inappropriate by their birth mother.
A man who was abandoned AND ignored by their birth mother, which causes them to have attachment issues and use women; never committing to just one woman.
A âlazyâ or âunmotivatedâ male that allows a woman to assume full responsibility for ANY and ALL required marital duties.
Poor Joe, he has missues! I hope he gets help! His wife finally got sick of it and left his lazy ass!
Girl 1: Kristoff thinks he can just sit home while his wife Janet works full time. She even does all the cooking, cleaning, yard work etc. he doesnât even shovel the driveway for her!
Girl 2: Yeah well she does it because she loves him & letâs be honest he lets her ...because Kristoff has MISSUES! Multiple volumes! Otherwise heâd man up!
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