pummel horse

Noun:

A large person who attempts to situate themself in a chair by holding onto the arms of the chair, lifting his/her large body, and tucking his/her fat legs under his/her fat ass.

"She keeps breaking chairs because she acts like it's a pummel horse"

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bommoch

noun:

1. A large portion of fat caused by one's breasts and stomach combining, usually found in an enormously obese individual. Typically a woman or a fat man with bitch-tits.

2. An obesely fat person who does nothing but eat and take up space. Someone who is a strain on his/her co-workers, relatives, and friends - if any exist. Usually smells like previously eaten food.

"I better lose weight before I grow a bommoch!"

"That bitch is acting like a bommoch, and we want her to die"

Bless You Boys

Term for the New Orleans Saints who, depsite having years of losing streaks, kicked serious ass in 2006. Many people may rag on the Saints, but that's because their hemmorhoids are inflammed. The Saints probably have the most loyal fan base in NFL history, as their fans have "Kept the Faith" for over 30 years of futility.

"The Bless You Boys are now 9 - 4, and they'll be 10 - 4 next week after beating The Redskins"

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