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Penandez

The nickname of portuguese and Man United footballer Bruno Fernandez who mostly scores penalties.

Commentator:There are three certainties in life
1. Death
2. Taxes
3. Bruno Penandez getting penalties

by Wikimann January 3, 2021

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Dubai d'or

An annual award created by some football players and agents to crown themselves best after failing to win legit awards. It's usually given in Dubai

Fan 1: Penaldo just crowned himself the winner of the Dubai d'or yet again
Fan 2: Yes the Dubai d'or awards player of the century with 80 more years to go

by Wikimann January 3, 2021

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