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A woman who carries a fetus for nine months and then bcomes a nonexisting parent and unmotherly.
Brandt was "Father of the Year" to their child while his incubator of a wife never even celebrated Mother's Day.
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When you can see nipples poking through the shirt. AKA Nipples Erected Right Through Shirt
Dude, Did you see her NERTS? She had some pretty big silver dollar pancakes!
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The greatest speedbag show of our times. Spoof comedy originated on youtube by Adam Salomon AKA Speedbag Scissorhands.
I watched the greatest episode of Speedbag Scissorhands on www.speedbagscissorhands.com. It received many accolades from the famed comedic writers of Hollywood.
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Lazy disorder that is associated with not doing any activities.
I went to the doctor and told him that I sit at home all day on the couch in my boxers and he diagnosed me with LDD - Lazy Deficit Disorder.
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Getting sucked off by a lady with no teeth.
I went to the Southside and was looking for a toothless hooker that gives blowjobs or Baby Blowjobs.
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The art of getting confused during texting. Usually happens with multiple text conversations or not understanding the texting language and results in random texts.
I had textfusion after getting too many texts at one time.
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When someone's ass is so hairy, it looks like their ass is wearing a helmet.
Donnie took off his pants at the Bucs game and his friends asked him if that was a football helmet or just an ass helmet.
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