framatta cheese

framatta (derived from seudoroman, "from out of") cheese is the gunky, encrusted, odiferous, smegma-like substance that builds up in one's anal crevasse after several days without general hygiene. daily harvesting is considered best for one's health.

o yeah? well in my culture, cappies are forcefed fremented framatta cheese.

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Freudian Trip

similar to a Freudian slip, this is when a person under the influence of serious mind-altering, reality-bending psychedelics sees what he or she is thinking.

a good mix of acid and trittles can cause this; it becomes thrice as interesting when occurring simultaneously with synesthesia.

This is some good shit... Cheney started talking, and I saw me trying to squeeze out a huge loaf. Talk about having a freudian trip.

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izzat

according to the Random House Dictionary, unabridged version, c. 1967, "izzat" is dignity, honour, or reputation, or social rank (especially in societies where the caste system is prevalent, such as India, Pakistan, or the United States)

derived from urdu (a language used in pakistan).

I was tempted to deck the fucker when he fired me, but I have more izzat than that.

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belfast breakfast

(Irish slang)

the act of wedging a pipe bomb, molotov cocktail, or other homemade incendiary device into the anal cavity of a loyalist.

the Belfast Breakfast originated in the 1920s as an IRA torture and/or revenge method, not as wedging a pipebomb directly into the anal cavity, but rather dousing a loyalist's pants in whiskey and lighting, followed by uproarious drunken brogue laughter. It quickly evolved and spread to other guerrilla groups, and was even mentioned in Eli Roth's short animated series, "the Rotten Fruit."

Banandar: "I'd love to shove a pipe bomb up their arses... give 'em a real belfast breakfast"

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oe

pronounced: Oh-weh (long o, as in oh; short e, as in enter)

a quickie - a brief, quick sexual encounter; a short tryst. named after a very short stream in the solomon islands, flowing through the town of Oio.

how do i keep fit? daily lunch break for an oe with my boss's wife.

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fetus head

a fan of Dying Fetus, a death metal band formed in 1991 in Maryland.

hurry up... we need to finish skinning these kittens before the show... every fetus head in the state will be there and i don't want to come empty handed.

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dog's bullet

a British adaptation of the American slang term, "the shit," used in reference to something that is superb, outstanding, amazing, or the best of its general category.

Eli Roth (Hostel, Cabin Fever) popularised the term in his short animated series, "The Rotten Fruit."

Have you seen the new Shelby Mustang? it's the real dog's bullet.

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