Bob

The lord that surpasses that of god and jesus.

"If you say you god at orange justice then you mean me." a famous quote created by Bob with the help of Albert Einstein.
When bob came across the word "strög" he famously changed it and all of it's definitions to "ströbröd".
Bob once sat underneath an apple tree and an apple came falling down onto his forehead, then he instantly ascended to a more powerfull being and created the word "sockervadd".
Bob also traveled to Italy once and dropped a piece of bread and a tomato together on the ground and invented Italiano Pizza, people called him Mestre Da Pizza for his wonderful actions.

Me:Hello
Bob:I be bobbin
Me:What?
Bob: *Pulls a fat bob-it on my forehead causing permanent brain damage*.
Me:*now retarded*
Bob: Yeah bro