Lozz

An extremely hirsute man, sometimes of dual nationality.

He is smart and hot in equal measure.

Also possesses the ability to roll a perfect spliff every time, a legendary skill coveted by all.

Men want to be him, women want to lick him all over.

Girl 1: Hey babe, look at that hot hairy sex monkey over there.....

Girl 2: I heard he can skin up and fist you at the same time..

Girl 1: Oh my god, he's such a lozz.. I WANT HIM

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