Hess

When someone is very very very old. Derived from the fact that Charlton Heston played Moses in a movie, when in fact he was probably alive at the same time Moses was actually alive. Hess comes from the first few letters of Heston's last name.

I saw a Hess at the beach today, he had wrinkles on top of his wrinkles.

The gym had to call an ambulence today when a Hess tried to use the stairmaster.

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