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Someone who is being a prick while playing pokemon
Luke: Jake is really being a prickemon today.
Mat: yeah, he has been quite a prick today.
Jake: sup noobs, i kicked your asses.
Luke: Jake just admit it already, you are being a prickemon.
Jake: WTF
A murmuring mumble to someone.
Cat: Hey Billy, you want to play catch the knife.
Billy: 'mermbleing'.
Cat: sorry Billy, but I cant hear you over your crippling depression.
Billy: I said FUCK YOU.
Cat: Well... I would like too, but i just don't care enough to.
A game in which primal males throw weighted sticks at a target and whomever lands the stick farthest from the target wins, the trick is one still has to aim at the target. This game originated in 1942.
Nazi: Hitler let's play some shluterhagen Plex!
Hitler: I gotta turn off the gas first my dude, cant let the bill go through the roof again.
Nazi: Oh yeah, I have to work on my boner length throwing any ways.
Hitler: Yeah man how are you expecting to make it pro with that horrible form.
Nazi: Meh fuhrer plez luv meh senpai!?
That look you give friends, or peers when you are high and you don't even know if you are in reality or some dream land.
Teacher: Greg!
Greg: yeah miss teacher lady.
Teacher: Don't give me that high look, you are in school.
Greg: what is school.
Teacher: Put me out of my misery already.
Greg: I am misery, but what is that?
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A persons house who looks extremely nerdy, and has a lot of electronic cords.
Mat: Rick is quite the nordhouse.
Mable: I know, his house is nerdier than people who still watch those rejected 1950's shows.
Rick: what does nordhouse mean, and btw I'm not a nerd... I am a geek.
Mat: Ok there boss, sure you are
Used as a term to call your loved one your leader, or in a calling someone you know dominant. Or some other shit that is extremely fucked up.
Shelly: Brock...
Brock: Yes Shelly.
Shelly: Will you be my Fuhrer.
Brock: ...
Shelly: what Brock, you don't feel dominant.
Brock: I'm jewish Shelly...
Shelly: Come on Brock, take a joke already.
Brock: Hitler worshiping satanistic fuck!
Shelly: We're breaking up... And btw I hate your parents and you, and your dog you lock in your basement.
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