DeAnne Special

When your wife is a secret Dallas cowboys fan but goes to Texans game anyways. Then gets absolutely shitfaced and passes out in the public restroom to avoid actually watching the Texans play.

I’m going to pull a DeAnne special to avoid sex tonight.

Shawn special

A person who has a 12 inch dick and dozen roses and loves your wife

Your wife would love a Shawn special

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