purple headed bloom fairy

a male's statue that is below the waistline and above the knees, usually called the penis or erected or flacid male genetalia also known as a dick.

I stuck my purple headed bloom fairy in her vertical bacon smile.

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flid

A widely used insult in England, i dont know about America its probably there too. It is quite an extreme insult, most people dont like it (obviously), means spasticated or retarded.
It comes from the German drug that was used in the 60's to help calm the side effects of pregnancy, but sometimes caused physical abnormalities in the baby. A flid is actually originally a person with no arms and legs.

You run like a flid!
Ahhh flid! oh wait you have arms and legs..

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