ynjdys

You’re not just dumb, you’re stupid

You: I called you to say the government will use the vaccine to track you
Me: on your iPhone?
You: Yeah, I called on my iPhone
Me: ynjdys

Good Luck Charlie defense

When you commit a couple low grade crimes on camera but posit that you did it to teach a toddler what not to do

Guy 1: “How did you get off? They literally have you on video robbing the store!”
Guy 2: “I used the Good Luck Charlie defense.”

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