Chidget

A chidget is a particularly short chav, acquiring its name through the combination of the words 'Chav', and 'Midget'.
A chidget's behaviour matches quite accurately the behavious of a chav of a normal stature, however the shortness of the Chidget makes it's chavvy behaviour yet more humurous.
A chidgets voice is likely to be of a higher pitch, however, and it is said that in some remote locations in lower Birmingham, particularly small chidgets can actually communicate with dogs.

Person 1: Ah! Ow! I think my knees acting up!

Person 2: Nope, theres a chidget trying to happy slap you.

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Poo

An item that comes from the anus, and is collected by many and exchanged for sweeties at your local newsagents.

Quick! Grab the poo tongs and i'll get the car!

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