Muffin Song

An all-knowing song that is sung in all churches, temples, synagogues, etc.

Person 1: Bro, I just saw a fatass singing the Muffin Song on TikTok.
Person 2: Don't judge him too hard. The Muffin Song is love, the Muffin Song is life.

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69th base

When a man cums into another mans ass so fucking hard that the cum from the first man reaches the man’s balls, impregnating him.

Dude! I just reached 69th base with Lacy Green!
Wait I thought it was a female?
Not anymore.

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swoon

Making someone love you. Most effective way to use is by making sure to tell the girl that you have 1000 fortnite wins and have a 40 kill game.

I'm gonna swoon her