box spring

Taking a girl's virginity.

I'm going to box spring that freshman tonight.

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Hobosa

Like a mimosa, a hobosa is an alcoholic beverage consisting of 1) Mad Dog 20/20 and Tang, or 2) Mad Dog 20/20 and urine (when times are tough); best enjoyed around a barrel fire.

A good hobosa can keep that underpass chill off your bones.

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