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ur mom so fat shes an avacado 🥑🥑🥑

She really is.

ur mom so fat shes an avacado 🥑🥑🥑

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Urban Dictionary Comment Section

Something we need.

Urban Dictionary Person: im bored *adds Urban Dictionary Comment Section*
News Reporter: World peace had been resolved

Morbius Reviews

The expanded form of poison

Giga-chad Morbius fan: i like morbius
Morbius Reviews: no its bad
Ugly fat no-life animæ weeb morbius hater: oh no the Morbius Reviews was poison and made be an Ugly fat no-life animæ weeb morbius hater *dies*

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Minillion

The real way to say Minmillion

Some idiot: ima post minmillion on Urban Dictionary™ bc i think it's funny to mispronounce avacados 🥑🥑🥑
Real pronunciation: Minillion

adeeehnoprrrtwyy

just... ..how?

Person1: im bored

Urban Dictionary: Type any word here...
Person: Type any word here...

Urban dictionary: *screams about the fact that the person is bored*
Person: ima type "Type any word here" but without the dots and in alphabetical order

*Spends the next 648283628292737292836362648202 years trying to figure out what "Type any word here..." But without the dots and in alphabetical order is*
Urban Dictionary: bruh
It must've took you Queen Elizabeth's lifespan to find adeeehnoprrrtwyy, hello from INFINITE years ago (cant wait to remake this entire thing when i find a type in the word)

Minions 2: The Rise of Gru

A Movie that sold 1 Minillion Tickets, Truly a Masterpiece

Morbius: WE HAVE A MAJOR PROBLEM, IT OUR SALES HAS GONE DOWN 69420 MORBILLION TICKETS, MINIONS 2: THE RISE OF GRU HAS TOOK OVER THE WORLD, AND WE ARE EXPECTED TO BE OVERTAKEN BY JULY 32ND, 2022

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