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merbtastic

Instead of completely fabulous its completely fucked . Whether it be person,place ,or situation ...it is completely FUBAR with no hopes of improvement. Usually caused by a merb ,merbsicorn ,fuckjoy, or merbburgler . It can also be cause by other varieties of low lives as well.

Oh. ..that fucker just dropped a duece and plugged the toilet and flushed anyways. Now his shit is all over the bathroom floor... Simply merbtastic...

by Willie shaverpus March 21, 2023


Count Fuckupula

Similar to a vampire except instead of sucking blood . They suck the life ,humor ,and general happiness in anyone's life surrounding them.. a literal drain on your happiness and energy.this is done through acts of utter and constant stupidity , the bumbling of even the most simple acts and general fuckery and total disregard for others around them .a lazy fat turd that sucks the life's blood from you.
See also ...my brother in law.

Great ..Count Fuckupula is coming over to wreck my evening with his nonsense..Draining the life's blood from me.. why can't your brother visit when I'm not home?

by Willie shaverpus March 27, 2022


st. Dickolus

When you dress in a Santa costume and play the part in order to satisfy your partners Christmas fantasy of fucking good ole St. Nick

Me : Ho Ho Ho !!!!And what do you want for Christmas???
Her : come over here Santa and give me your peppermint stick... I've been so naughty.
Me: oh yeah.... here comes St. Dickolus
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by Willie shaverpus December 11, 2022


Dick Farm Dan

1.A man who is a dick and he owns a dick farm and his name is Dan.
2. A person who loves dick and farms a multitude of willing dicks and chooses to use them as they desire.
3. An insult used to de-emasculate another male friend or otherwise. Thus challenging their sexual identity.

1. My neighbor is a Dick Farmer. And his name is Dan.
2. He...Time to look into the lil black book and decide which dick to suck.
She... WOW.. that lil black book is thick AF...Your a real Dick Farm Dan aren't you?
3. Hey Dick Farm Dan!!!!! Stop fuckin with the juke box ya Homo!!!

by Willie shaverpus December 16, 2022


Beaster Bunny

The Easter bunny's evil twin.. he is black as coal..his eyes like fiery rubies. He carries a Hatchet and a basket ...filled with the heads and hands of bad children... he prowls from house to house Easter eve to punish bad children in varying degrees of severity based on their misdeeds. For the good children he leaves peanut butter eggs and other chocolate confections.

Better listen to your Ma...tonight the Beaster bunny comes

by Willie shaverpus April 16, 2022


Sgt. Puddwacker

Any Dick head that puts their rank/ status on their license plate just so EVERYONE can be aware of their current or former status.... real asswipes.

Oh look honey..another Sgt. Puddwacker wants everyone to know she's a Sgt . A Sgt in what ??? Maybe ass play?

by Willie shaverpus July 28, 2023


freshly fucked look

The happy ,jolly, prim and pristine look (refreshed if you will) when a significant other comes back after leaving for several days for ( me time) and returns to their current lover, husband, wife,etc. Sometimes the waiting mate is a cuckold and expects it for the rest it is a sign to get out of the relationship A.S.A.P.
See also slutty piece of shit or cum dumpster trash whore.

Wow.. the girlfriend left for a week because she needed ( me time). And comes back with the freshly fucked look.. fuck that... I'm out.

by Willie shaverpus December 15, 2023