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When your absolutely sick of another's bullshit and your finally going to say something to put said person straight. Essentially calling them a shortened version af vagina in a very derogatory manner..
Look Vag.... no one cares about your stupid problems.. WORK HARDER
A merb ,straight or gay who gobbles the knob(s) of as many cocks as it can find in the immediate area. They swallow semen with the glee and excitement of someone who has just won the lottery.
Your brother is a real merb nerbler. He just sucked off the entire swim team and is out looking for more.
The happy ,jolly, prim and pristine look (refreshed if you will) when a significant other comes back after leaving for several days for ( me time) and returns to their current lover, husband, wife,etc. Sometimes the waiting mate is a cuckold and expects it for the rest it is a sign to get out of the relationship A.S.A.P.
See also slutty piece of shit or cum dumpster trash whore.
Wow.. the girlfriend left for a week because she needed ( me time). And comes back with the freshly fucked look.. fuck that... I'm out.
A bumbling oaf.. a complete bumblefuck. One who cannot chew bubblegum and walk at the same time. They usually sport a dopey expression and have poor hygiene. They can be male or female . They are dumb as a box of hammers.
My wife's brother is a real merbaderb.. he trips over his own shoelaces and they're tied... is their anything he can do right?
Derogatory term for tourists or anybody out of town . Who comes to Northern Michigan to vacation...typically they also known as cone suckers , flat landers and merbs......they are a particularly rude bunch and expect service and immediate attention because they are "spending their money in our shitty little town and we should be grateful" no shit an actual quote from a female trunk slammer
Awe shit..memorial day weekend is upon us... the trunk slammers are headed your way...prepare yourselves
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1.Inspector Oofus can be found on any public beach or recreational area. Constantly patrolling for any infraction such as loud music, littering ,public nudity , etc.. a real Debbie Downer , a male Karen, usually of the Boomer Generation.
2. Inspector Oofus is a song/ Character created by the Iconic Mosh/ thrash metal band M.O.D. off of the "Surfin M.O.D." album. The song explains What Inspector Oofus is perfectly and is a pure masterpiece of the Genre.
"Inspector Oofus on patrol.... Hey lower that radio volume please .. be curious too others. "
2. At a nude beach .." I knew it! I knew it !!! Your sluts..Common trash whores!!! My mother warned me about your type!! YOUR DIRTY, YOUR SLIMY, YOUR DESPICABLE BITCHES!!" ****GETS SLAPPED***** SCREW YOU OOFUS!!
A very large and extremely hairy female. They are morbidly obese but look slightly muscular in the fore arms which are covered in matted black hair. Usually sporting mutton chops and a mustache. For your own safety NEVER I MEAN NEVER approach these creatures when they are feasting. You will be incorporated into the meal. When these beasties are horny and wishing to mate the can be found in the usual watering holes amongst the bar flies and swamp donkeys. Give serious thought before deciding to mate with one of them as one night stands do not apply and like a coyote you will end up chewing your leg off to get away. Best viewed at a distance.
My next door neighbor is a Gorerilla.. I wish she would stop staring at me. It scares me.