McFlurry

The McFlurry is a pre/post-sentence appendage (written or verbal) used in colloquial arbitration and debate to confer confidence in one’s statements and invoke a lighthearted challenge with a friendly inconsequential wager - a McDonald's McFlurry. Direct translation of a "McFlurried" statement may read, “I bet you a McFlurry that (insert sentence).”

It should be noted that reconciliary collection of owed McFlurries is often not practiced amongst friends.

It should also be noted that challenges capitalized by a McFlurry do not always have to be measurable and are often subjective in nature (see example 3).

1. I'd work you. McFlurry.
2. McFlurry she's a man.
3. McFlurry I'm way sweeter than you.

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