Kinf

1. A kingly (or noble) male fart.

2. A penis fart. The act of penis farting is done especially by religious males that have a view of sex and sexuality being a result of the fallen nature of the flesh or the body as evil or depraved. If there is an expulsion of air (or gas), instead of semen, then there is no sin or evil or depravity in the sexual act or sexuality of a human male.

1. Mom: Butters! What did I tell you about farting on girls at school? Son, please don't fart on girls at school!

Butters: Why mother, I didn't fart. I kinfed.

Mom: Ohhhhh. Alrighty then. The girls should be honored to have such a gift bestowed upon them.

2. Setting: A confessional-->
-Calvin: Father, I have sinned. I had a dry dream in my sleep last night, as I was dreaming about Miley Cyrus being dressed in a cowgirl outfit & feeding chocolate-covered strawberries to me. I woke up the next day and felt so guilty and shameful.

-Father Luther: What's a dry dream, my son?

-Calvin: A dry dream is when there is a nocturnal emission of air (or gas), instead of semen, as you sleep.

-Father Luther: So you kinfed?

-Calvin: What does it mean to kinf?

-Father Luther: To expend air (or gas) through the urethra of the penis.

-Calvin: I guess you could say that Father.

-Father Luther: As long as there wasn't any semen in your draws or on your bed sheets, then you have kept the faith & have not sinned.

-Calvin: What a relief! Thank you Father!

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American Fraud-ol

1. A show on FOX that like ecstasy, gives its rabid viewers an existential high of sorts, but destroys brain cells. The program is a ratings cow for FOX. Also, the program is a cash cow for hospitals around the world, as the program's audience makes weekly visits to hospitals for CT (or CAT) Scans on their brains, to check for permanent damage to brain cells.
2. A FOX show that John Connor & his resistance army fights against, in order that America & the show's international viewers may survive Judgment Day by the robots the show has produced. Thanks to John Connor, the Terminators (the program's winners) are eventually removed from the music scene, except for maybe Kelly Clarkson (?). The program's Terminators are about the same purpose: sounding all the same, sounding studio-produced & not authentic, not showing much depth in their lyrics as they sing about a bad/broken relationship for the nth time, & making people need hearing aids b/c of damaged eardrums. The only solution is to join John Connor & the resistance army, & go back in time to convince Simon whatever his name is, to not go forward w/ the show idea.
3. A FOX show that pimps out potentially quality vocalists, to be the next carbon copy of its predecessors. Baby powder sales have gone up, due to the high volume of people that the show's judges have to keep in line off camera.
4. A FOX show with singing puppets. The show was originally suppose to be on PBS, but Oscar the Grouch spoke out & said he didn't want Sesame Street to suffer the embarrassment of bein' associated w/ the garbage that is American Fraud-ol.

1. Adam: Bro, did you catch American Fraud-ol last night?
Steve: You kidding bro? I don't want to have to wait for the day when stem cell research is approved, in order to repair damaged brain cells from subjecting myself to the weak sauce that is American Fraud-ol.
2. Jane: Girrrrrllll. I voted for Paul on American Fraud-ol last night! Who'd you vote for?
Jill: I aint down w/ American Fraud-ol! Thanks Jane for reminding me that I have to go to the "Resistance Army Career Center" to see what it'll take to defeat the American Fraud-ol Terminators.
3. Mariah: I'm goin' to Hollywood!
Nick: Be careful boo! Hollywood is havin' a problem w/ American Fraud-ol pimps. If you see people w/ Johnson's® Baby Powder, run!
4. Miss Piggy: I wish I could be the next American Fraud-ol!
Oscar the Grouch: Grrr. I'm glad American Fraud-ol doesn't know how to get to Sesame Street or anywhere in its vicinity. PBS made the right decision!

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