Lindsay Lohan

A Shirley temple mixed with a shooter. Lindsay Lohan is a more “messed up” child star than Shirley temple, just like how the drink messes people up.

Hey man want a Shirley temple? Make it a Lindsay Lohan and I’m in.

Broclipse

When your (usually male) friend gets between you and taking someone back to your place

Damnit I almost hooked up with a really hot girl but Dave had to be a broclipse and make me look like an asshole