Monopoly

A board game created in 1935. It is most commonly know for a long ass time to finish. While the game uses fictional money it, in no ways, prepares you for the out side world. It is seconded only by uno in tearing apart the very fabric of friendship and families. It also changes its look more often then the president dyes his hair. Some times it's Disney themed and other times you are trying to take over the known world or like New Jersy. The board game doesn't even have that great of roots as it is based off a city in the Garden State. ITS BASSED OFF A DRY CITY, THAT MEANS NO FRICKING ALCHOL. Most adults find it impossible to play a full game of Monopoly with out alchol. The game also uses small metal game pieces, you know those things that are always taken out of people in Greys Anatomy? It's those.

"Hey do you want to play Monopoly? "

"Oh, hell no. "