Nappatizer

The snack you eat before you take a nap while someone else is preparing your next meal

Rich,why are you eating left over pasta? I’m about to start making breakfast. Chill rookie firemen, I’m having a nappatizer so I can sleep until you’re done making the shift breakfast.

Pre-bound

When someone cheats on their significant other right before breaking up with them. Easing the transition into single life, and setting the stage for a rebound.

Molly was unhappy with her boyfriend Tommy for years. She slept with Johnny right before dumping Tommy. This helped bridge her gap (pun intended) into single life. she can now rebound off all of Johnny’s friends. “ hey John thanks for being her pre-bound, now I’m her rebound”.